Top 10 Things That Make Me Say OMG!

Posted by : foongpc | Friday, August 27, 2010 | Published in

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OK, just for once I shall write a very short post.

The Top 10 things that make me say ...



1. I am in the middle of nowhere and my iPhone battery goes dead.

2. I dine at an expensive restaurant and when it comes to paying the bill, I can't find my wallet.

3. Mariah Carey's pregnancy is false and she is in fact, just plain fat!



(Note: She is still my No. 1 singer whether she's fat or slim!)

4. The final scene of Inception.

5. Lady Gaga is following me on Twitter.

6. Taylor Lautner reveals on Oprah that he is a girl!

7. I open up a letter found in my postbox and it reads ...



8. After watching a disturbing video, I answer a phone call and a very creepy voice says "Seven days."

9. I die, go to heaven, and God says to me "Congratulations! Welcome to the real world. You are now out of The Matrix."

10. I just came up with this Top 10 in under 10 minutes!

Have a great weekend, everyone! : )

FIRST COMMENTER

(83) Comments

  1. Monica said...

    OMG! :D

    August 27, 2010 at 3:44 AM
  2. Monica said...

    omg what happened to Mariah Carey? she really needs to lose weight..

    August 27, 2010 at 3:49 AM
  3. Monica said...

    #7 - really??? #8 - hahahha..u must be kidding :D

    August 27, 2010 at 3:52 AM
  4. lina said...

    OMG! XD

    August 27, 2010 at 4:57 AM
  5. lina said...

    Have a great weekend Foong! :)

    August 27, 2010 at 4:58 AM
  6. Anonymous

    Wow...you came up with the list in under 10 mins!

    Happy Friday! :)

    August 27, 2010 at 7:42 AM
  7. Mariuca said...

    Morning Foong!

    August 27, 2010 at 7:51 AM
  8. Mariuca said...

    Mariah looks really chubbs oh my!

    August 27, 2010 at 7:52 AM
  9. Mariuca said...

    Wat? Not prego some more?? Mariah needs to go on a BD, pronto! :D

    August 27, 2010 at 7:53 AM
  10. Mariuca said...

    TGIF, enjoy ur weekend!

    August 27, 2010 at 7:53 AM
  11. ladyviral said...

    OMG indeed haha!

    Have a good weekend.

    August 27, 2010 at 8:06 AM
  12. Caroline said...

    OMG battery dead? i laugh!! :p

    August 27, 2010 at 8:31 AM
  13. Caroline said...

    cant find ur wallet? ask ur partner to pay 1st. mwahahaha!!!

    August 27, 2010 at 8:32 AM
  14. Caroline said...

    Ur MC bcum FBB dy!! nemind still cute n sexay! mwahahah

    August 27, 2010 at 8:37 AM
  15. Caroline said...

    TGIF and have a great weekend to u panda! :)

    August 27, 2010 at 8:38 AM
  16. wenn said...

    what did u do last summer??

    August 27, 2010 at 9:16 AM
  17. Naomi said...

    Taylor Lautner is a girl??

    August 27, 2010 at 10:49 AM
  18. iamthewitch said...

    OMG! Mariah Carey is really not pregnant??? GOSH!! OK, don't judge, don't judge! :P
    Can't wait to meet up on Sunday! By then, just don't forget to bring your wallet! LOL!

    August 27, 2010 at 10:59 AM
  19. Merryn said...

    my uncle once told me, if u go to heaven, u'll be served drinking water by nuns...

    if u go to hell, u'll be served booze by GRO's... and kara-ok-ing all nite long...

    so which one wud u choose? :P

    August 27, 2010 at 11:04 AM
  20. chris federick said...

    OMG! this post is in my top list of OMG posts xD

    August 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM
  21. TZ said...

    Enjoy ur weekend eh~

    August 27, 2010 at 12:44 PM
  22. Ayie said...

    LOL, this made me smile even if I can barely hold my eyes!

    just sneaking before retiring to bed, also want to thank you for the souvenirs.

    nytynyt from here!

    August 27, 2010 at 2:37 PM
  23. Ayie said...

    will be back foong!

    OMG! I still need to fix baby's things before I sleep!

    August 27, 2010 at 2:38 PM
  24. khengsiong said...

    OMB, I can't imagine Mariah Carey is so...

    August 27, 2010 at 3:00 PM
  25. Ishmael F. Ahab said...

    Haha...my favorite here is the entry about Mariah Carey.

    You really love her eh? Fat or slim. Well, she really is a great singer.

    August 27, 2010 at 4:22 PM
  26. Biyaheng Pinoy said...

    Did you really write this article? Galing.

    August 27, 2010 at 4:34 PM
  27. Autumn Belle said...

    OMG! You came up with this post in such a short time?

    August 27, 2010 at 7:58 PM
  28. Tekkaus said...

    iPhone battery is lousy bro. Upgrade to iPhone 4 then. Should be better right? :p

    August 27, 2010 at 9:46 PM
  29. Tekkaus said...

    Have that ever happened to you bro? I mean you can't find your wallet? :p

    August 27, 2010 at 9:46 PM
  30. foongpc said...

    monics, I think Mariah is pregnant, so I'll excuse her weight gain for now haha!! : )

    August 27, 2010 at 9:47 PM
  31. Tekkaus said...

    hahahaha :D She is just plain fat huh! Then again...she might be pregnant ler, now that she is married.

    August 27, 2010 at 9:47 PM
  32. foongpc said...

    lina, haha! Same to you : )

    August 27, 2010 at 9:48 PM
  33. Tekkaus said...

    Inception I have yet to watch it bro. I wonder if they still have it in cinema. :D

    August 27, 2010 at 9:48 PM
  34. Tekkaus said...

    Serious? She is following you? I wonder if I should follow her. LOL :D

    August 27, 2010 at 9:49 PM
  35. Tekkaus said...

    So what you did last summer huh? Climbing bamboo trees and eat bamboo shoots? :p

    August 27, 2010 at 9:49 PM
  36. இ Baŋäŋaz இ said...

    OMG..less than few seconds..hehe

    August 27, 2010 at 9:49 PM
  37. Tekkaus said...

    So what you did last summer huh? Climbing bamboo trees and eat bamboo shoots? :p

    August 27, 2010 at 9:49 PM
  38. Tekkaus said...

    OMG! Yeah! If someone suddenly call me and say 7 days...I think I am going to faint. :p

    August 27, 2010 at 9:50 PM
  39. Tekkaus said...

    Hahaha :D When you die...you are out of matrix? What if..heaven is also part of matrix?

    August 27, 2010 at 9:50 PM
  40. Tekkaus said...

    Wow...the old post only takes you 10 minutes? OMG!

    August 27, 2010 at 9:50 PM
  41. foongpc said...

    mei teng, yes I did! Haha! Happy Friday to you too! : )

    August 27, 2010 at 9:52 PM
  42. Nizam Gtz said...

    Hahahahaha... What an amazing idea...

    August 27, 2010 at 11:44 PM
  43. fufu said...

    #5... .speechless!

    August 28, 2010 at 2:15 AM
  44. Bengbeng said...

    10 minutes? that is fast. i wouldnt be able to do it in an hr

    August 28, 2010 at 9:12 AM
  45. betchai said...

    oh, #3 OMG, #5, WOW!!!!!! #7, what? OMG :)

    August 28, 2010 at 12:17 PM
  46. bluedreamer27 said...

    whoah what a great shocking list you have haha
    i agree about MC... weight doesn't really matter... just look at Aretha Franklin... she's fat but see how mazing her voice is

    August 28, 2010 at 11:03 PM
  47. [SK] said...

    OMG!! the panda is writing such a short post this time..

    August 29, 2010 at 12:21 AM
  48. [SK] said...

    #1: haha, because you cannot flood my FB with status updates every few minutes~~ :D

    August 29, 2010 at 12:22 AM
  49. [SK] said...

    #2: never would happen to me, because i never dine in expensive restaurant.. :p

    August 29, 2010 at 12:22 AM
  50. [SK] said...

    #3: haha, i gotta agree with you!! she's FAT and not pregnant~~ :p

    August 29, 2010 at 12:23 AM
  51. [SK] said...

    #4: errr, what is the final scene again??

    August 29, 2010 at 12:23 AM
  52. [SK] said...

    #5: hey, panda!! wake up!! that must be a fake Lady Gaga~~ :p

    August 29, 2010 at 12:23 AM
  53. [SK] said...

    #6: huh?? Taylor Lautner is a girl?? hmmm, maybe can ask Taylor Swift to certify~~ :D

    August 29, 2010 at 12:24 AM
  54. [SK] said...

    #7: panda, i knew what you did last night~~

    August 29, 2010 at 12:24 AM
  55. [SK] said...

    #8: hehehehe, let me know when you are watching that video again, i'll call up..

    August 29, 2010 at 12:25 AM
  56. [SK] said...

    #9: not dreams as in inception??

    August 29, 2010 at 12:25 AM
  57. [SK] said...

    #10: wow, cool!! don't you just like short posts?? :p

    August 29, 2010 at 12:26 AM
  58. LifeRamblings said...

    OMG @ no. 3, 6 & 7.

    August 29, 2010 at 12:26 AM
  59. [SK] said...

    #11: O-M-G!! that panda is writing about his guilin trip again~~ @_@"

    August 29, 2010 at 12:26 AM
  60. [SK] said...

    hehehehe, #11 is from me actually~~ :D

    August 29, 2010 at 12:27 AM
  61. LadyJava said...

    OMG!!!

    August 29, 2010 at 12:35 AM
  62. LadyJava said...

    What on earth happened to MC?? too happy being married is it? lol!

    August 29, 2010 at 12:36 AM
  63. LadyJava said...

    haha.. awesome list indeed!

    August 29, 2010 at 12:37 AM
  64. Bill said...

    I like this one my friend especially the last one because i am a big matrix fan LOL.

    August 29, 2010 at 12:41 AM
  65. Merryn said...

    Eh, I just read that MC is really pregnant leh! But how come need to grow so fat when pregnant? Must be carrying a dozen pandas in there.. :P

    August 29, 2010 at 12:41 AM
  66. xin said...

    i love Mariah too, regardless of her body size. In fact, I think she looks better this way than trying to look like some pop teen girls

    August 29, 2010 at 4:02 PM
  67. Shingo T said...

    5) Lady Gaga follow you on Twitter, or follow you home? Haha, she can look really freaky sometimes, thoough I'm a big fan of her catchy dance tunes.

    7) I know what you did last summer too. You jaywalk the road. =p

    9) This is a dream, Foongpc. And we are all figments of your imagination.

    August 29, 2010 at 10:45 PM
  68. Isley Chang~ said...

    #8 call me up next time so that we can watch together that "disturbing" video. hahaha.lol

    August 30, 2010 at 10:41 AM
  69. HappySurfer said...

    OMG!! MC. But then again, it does even more wonders to her chest, I mean breasts. :p

    You know what? I think Lady G or her Twitter-assistant must be on a plan to get you to switch allegiance to her from MC. LOL!

    August 30, 2010 at 1:53 PM
  70. jam said...

    Ok, that's a nice one especially the Lady Gaga one, haha!

    August 30, 2010 at 2:12 PM
  71. Kelvin said...

    I once went OMG when a little girl come up to me and call me daddy.

    August 30, 2010 at 8:27 PM
  72. JRmy said...

    I vote for number 3, lollll

    August 30, 2010 at 8:40 PM
  73. HEALTH NUT WANNABEE MOM said...

    Hahaha!! Love the Mariah Carey, Iphone and Matrix omg’s the best!!!!!!

    August 31, 2010 at 12:37 AM
  74. Carol said...

    This post is really funny. Have a great day ahead...

    September 1, 2010 at 2:45 PM
  75. Suzanne said...

    Your list was really very humorous. Thanks for it anyways.

    September 1, 2010 at 2:56 PM
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    The beautiful Asian Sensation looks super hot in this video...If you stalk my every move and word you know I love a girl in a simple shirt and jeans..

    September 1, 2010 at 4:56 PM
  77. Dick said...

    It is really a funny post but the confessions are completely true. I do the same thing when I find my portion of work still undone and the logging out time is coming nearer. Bye.

    September 2, 2010 at 2:35 PM
  78. Mariuca said...

    So prego for real or what MC????

    September 2, 2010 at 11:28 PM
  79. acura said...

    OMG! No. 9 will really make me freak out. But it's kinda cool too, who wouldn't want to be like Neo, Trinity or Morpheus lol

    September 7, 2010 at 7:42 PM
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